What the hell!! why is he yelling at me! (thinking)
Me: Mom the guy on the opposite direction shouted: cést rouge! (talkin to mom sitting next to me), rouge is red in french.. does he mean that his car is red! naah stupid thought..
Mom: Wallah madry, but he was lookin at us!
Me: He sounded too angry.. malat.. yimkin 3ashan shafna 3arab!
Sister in the back seat: Shako ay shay!
ME: Checking the mirror what did i do wrong.. cause it looked as if i did something wrong.. hmmm.. NO F**** WAY!! Yummaaaaaaaaaaaa 6eft elesharah 7amra :O
Mom & Sister: 7asbi allah 3ala ebleesich!!!
Me: Killa minkoooooooooom :'( waaaaaaaaaaa
Mom: We7na shako .. 5osh wallah! killa tis'hain
Sister: yumma tara ams 9adatna elcamera hamman 6afat esharah 7amrah :S
Me: Wallah esharaat'hum mo mithil elnaas.. matbaien o kil 10 meters ako esharah :( o kil shway pedestrians hit the button to stop the cars!! ma la7ig 3ala esharat'hum. WALLah!!
Sister: Cést rouge.. cést rouge.. oh mon amoooooooooooore cést rougeeeeee (singing)
Me: Mom fashlah.. al7een beygolon ena el3arab ma yiltazmon bil rules :(
Mom: E'7li9at elsalfah! open the windows esh7alat eljaw 7ikarteena
Me: Enshalah 3ammity >:/
Sister: Cést rouge pararara.. Cést rouge .. tararaaaaaaa
Guess what! I just recieved a letter -yesterday- from the office in switzerland telling me that they took 70 CHF from my Visa for all (hope its for all not some) driving mistakes i did.. reasonable price though! And that letter brought it all back and made me laugh.. Hope it makes you smile at least :P